ghost? of micheal jackson footage + footage micheal seen alive after alleged death

weird stuff. no comments from me.

now if you think that is bizarre the next clip is even more BIZARRE

haha. the second video is a wind-up footage made by people that good too much time after being unemployed due to recession.

yeap. after everyone told me how touching it is. i went and watch later on.

update 10/07/09

to be honest. micheal jackson is the best, so many topchart songs,  he brought dancing to a new level, and the music pumps you up. now that is what i call a legend.

unlike britney spears, with all those sleazy musicvids to supplement her song. sheesh. and the head-shaving. at least in scunny , i know i barber saloon where you use the term “britney” if you want a clean-shave or skinhead haircut .

eg. ” hey, give me a britney”
  barber ” ok , have a seat here, while i get my shaver”

micheal jackson’s will is found !!! …….NOT

micheal jackson’s did not left a will. but i think his will ought to be :

dear lawyer and all whom it may concern, i would like to leave all my music and album royalties to stephen tong, and all my debt to my family, especially janet jackson because she would be the one most capable of paying them off, having produced some music album herself.

but jokes aside, i respect micheal jackson for his musical talent and frankly nobody can top his album sales records or have so many top chart its over his carreer and nobody can dance as well as him. he is truly the legendary king of pop

surely you would think, that is is dumb to not to write a will, but it caught him unprepared… he’s only fifty. i wouldnt write my will untill i am 60 at least. BUT SURELY THE DUMBEST WILL EVER MADE have to be  the one made by this  woman (below)

(picture courtesy of virginmedia news)
her name is leona helmsley the new york hotel tycoon that willed all her inheritance upon her decease (death) to a her bitch! yes , by that i dont mean her secret lesbian partner but her female dog in the picture above. white maltese dog. inheretance. 12 million. to a dog. A DOG! A *%^*£$%” DOG! 12 MILLION. TWELVE!! m.i.l.l.i.onS
- i bet when the cheque came in the dog will probably chew it up or sh*t on it,and not claim it. or if there is a carer which is responsible to spend the money on the dog’s wishes….. hmmm.. i bet the dog just wan premium dog food, higher a bunch of cameraman to film dogs mating in the streets across america, and also a room full of cat , so this dog can chase them all down and bite these poor cats ear or head off. but that is if the carer can actually understand what message is is trying to convey through ‘barking’ good luck with that.

also, leona…. taht has got to be the most retarded decision that even a retarded down syndromer with dementia + dyslexic individual can make  a will 10 times better than hers.

i  think leona’s family will be SOOOO  dissapointed and furious with her..they wont even bother to bury after leaving all her wealth to a bitch/dog. they most probably left her dead body to rot in the backyard or just put her body in the rubbish bin for the municipal binman to collect.

obama’s haddookien !!

hitting flies has got to be the most difficult thing in the world to do. its because it always manage to get away… your hitting attempt makes you look stupid. especially if the fly landed on your cheek, and you stayed still, slowly raises your hand , and BAM, you thought you hit it, but it flew away.
that moment must have made you feel like a idiot.COS YOU ( an animal deemed to be the most intelligent species on planet earth) HAVE JUST BEEN DUPED TO SLAP YOURSELF IN THE FACE by a insect that loves shit and  also a brain 100000 times smaller than yours.

but watch this …..

it moved me to tears when i see these, i just shook my head gently , and clapped my hands, with tears welled up in my eyes, AMAZING.

this president obama will be the best president ever.  he got it the first attempt.

the most difficult thing to do in the world:
1. hitting flies with bare hands
2. robbing a bank with a bar of soap
3. trying to convince your fiance why a plastic ring is just as good as a diamond ring when proposing marriage
4. being the president of united states of america
5. trying to convince paris hilton to become a nun
6. trying to convert osama bin laden to embrace christianity (LOL)

now if he is able to do the no.1 most difficult thing a person can do. what more to say about being the president of USA.

obama got in the right time as well, right after bush, the contrast must have made him look real brilliant

frankie boyle (british comedian) ” do you think that bush even know who is gordon brown? he must probably think that tony blair have put on some weight and have a mild stroke”

 

i hope there is some coursework released or a book at least
” obama’s secret to getting em’ sucker flies killed on the first attempt”
i bet it will be a new york times best seller

i HATE high school musical

i hate high school musical especially the high school musical 3. bloody hell,

a teenage boy singing cheesy lyrics while playing with his balls
(by that i mean zac efron playing with basketball, dancing with a basketball )

damn it , its like heroin to my sister, my 14 year old sister is hooked on it. she watches it 3 times a day (damn it!! THREE TIMES , PER DAY) i’ve known some ah bengs that watch fast and furious , 3 times in total, i also know a emo girl (hii jen c.!!from yorkshire) that watch titanic 6 times in that year when TITANIC is released. and all the 6 times she cry.

talking about titanic reminded me of my friend Gurvir Singh. that mofo, watched titanic more than anybody, not that he’s gay or metro…. he’s just horny, damn it he fowarded to the sex scenes and rewind and play rewind and play and rewind and bloody play. but that was primary 6 , when guys just reach puberty, so any nudity is super arousing and boys are super curious.

anyway. back to the High school musical bitching.  this musical is so gay, that even gaymen think its too cheesy/ekky for them.

that zac efron have poison the minds of many teenage girls, my sisters friend are all giggling and talking and even humming tunes of this stupid disney marketed propaganda musical aim to enslave the minds of young teenagers

here’s a true story of my encouter, about a few months ago , the trailer/preview was shown on tv.  , by the end of the 51 second trailer, my head is already spinning, my eyes are twitching, i havenausea. even experiencing symptoms of myocardial infarction(heart attack). i rather watch SAW4 or SAW5  or texas chainsaw massachre or cannibal holocaust RATHER than watch this horrible high school musical SHIT.

if you tie me to a chair and force my eyes open and make me watch high school musical for more than 20 minutes, my nose would bleed, and soon , i will be grinding my eye, eyes white, froth out of my mouth , and twitch horrendouesly, A BLOODY FULLL BLOWN GRAND MAL SEIZURE. if someone dont jab me ass with some epi-pen i will be dead in minutes.

i am allergic to horrible bullshit
high school musical = horrible bullshit (to me)
therefore , i am allergic to high school musical

if i seee Zac or that lead actress, i will punch their face , in their face ! over and over again. take that! and that! for mind-controlling my sister into a zombie that worship this disney marketed cheesy musical bullshit.

i hate ACAI-BERRY !!

mahai ( **** ****** ** ****) , i am so tulan(pissed)

the acai berrry , as seen on oprah bulls***
is everywhere, whether spamming via msn adware or through email. sien(sick of it) i am going to punch the person who started all this crap in the face, over and over again , untill the person cries and continue punching untill the person …..err…..What the hell i will keep punching untill i feeel better, from alll the annoyance from the acai-berry crap….. which will take at least a full month’s continuous punching

SPRING is here !! so i go to beach

besides spring rolls, i also like british spring

the spring is here. for those that are not screwed by hayfever (allergic to pollen and moulds etc) its fantastic. i went to the beach last weekend, and the ocean is calm, serene and ….the water……. sparkly prestine clear crystal blue water lures  me to dive in and swim…

but FIRST  i wanted to take a picture, i told a stranger to hold the my canon ixus camera for me and snap my picture, he look so long to figure out how the camera works( what a retard) so ….. i got frustrated, couldnt wait longer and just ran towards the ocean to swim, by the time he figure it out , he took the picture, ALAS  ………the  picture taken only ’reveals/show’ my back

 

 

 

 

 

trust me. this  was the picture of ME  from behind. pretty muscular aye.  no bluffing… unbelievable ? believe, it !
 OMG steve’s a saucy eye-candy.

girls, wipe your dripping saliva, and behave yourself… i am still single atm, so call me now,   [ while stocks last; terms and condition apply, only available at selected participating stores across the nation]

going to the beach in cleethorpes is the cheapest thing you can do in recession, i cant afford to get on any luxury cruises like star-leo, etc….or tom cruise….

ACTUALLY ALL THIS IS A LIE,I JUST STAYED IN AND EAT FISH AND CHIPS AND READ THE BNF (british national formulary)

the FUNNY end of blair-bush era..

>> FIRSTLY, I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS LONG PERIODS OF ”SILENCE” I AM TOO BUSY WITH MY PRE-REG TRAINING , IT HAD MADE ME NEGLECT DA’ BLOG

the end of blair-bush era , first comes brown in britian , then comes obama in united states.

by the way , did you konw that gordon browns , full name is james gordon brown. …. i think he dont use his first name but the middle name instead is because if he did. it will be James brown, and  people might be misled thinking the legendary black musician aka ‘the godfather of souls’ with
     popular hits include “sex machine” ” i feeel good”   HAS RISEN FROM THE DEAD and now is leading the House of Commons, and hosting the G20…. hoho

here’s a tribute video  to blair-bush times.
(it might be offensive to some people)

The lip-synching is rather impressive. i admire the skills and bravery of the master taht crafted this piece of ‘art’

anyway, i welcome OBAMA into the white house. lets see if his 800 billion stimulus plan works. shall we…

recesssion ! recesssion !

Due to recession. the board of directer(s) of stephentong plc, had decided to lay-off an employee called stephen tong(which is also the sole member of stephentong plc) from the organization , to cut cost due to shortfall of consumer demand , saving a total sum of £0.00 from this downsizing. since he’s a unpaid volunteer. but anyway it is fun to fire somebody , especially if you watch 8 seasons of ”the apprentice”’
therefore this website might cease its operations altogether….untill further notice.

10Q for the birthday wishes

this post is dedicated too all ma’  N****rs (no offence , no racism intended) out there who wished me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY (card , frienster or facebook) . so i willl try to pretend to be HAPPYfor just this one day, and revert back to being miserable a ass tomorrow.  since i dont have the time to write back to alll of you , i dedicate this post to those that bother to stop by,

damn it. its 11.29 pm now , and there’s no one shown up , knocking on my door or what, i lower my standards so low that if it was an old lady with a fake tooth, and a prostetic leg, i will be contented and settle for it.

but well, this year birthday is rather ordinary . ordered a take-away.

i am 23 now , i am getting old. my back hurts, i cant walk as fast as i used to, i need reading glasses

i thank all those that bother to send their wishes.
and you all could send me something nice, dont know what to buy , nvm, if i dont like i can sell it at ebay, 
  whoever is the person taht says ” money cant buy happiness” i hope that person is burning in hell right now. money buys 50% of your happiness , the other 50 % depends on your perception, your social circle and the way you live your life , and who you marry, so if you marry heather mills ,like mcCartney did, there goes 30% of your happinesss.

i know that although i am reasonably acceptable by most people some still resent me , and for that i willl quote the immortal words of reginald ‘red’  forman     ” when i die , i want to be buried faced down so those that dislike me can kiss my ass”

i am currently looking for a gf, so i dunno who she is , but i better make my move first, so here’s a romantic line just for you, future gf of stevie
  ” my love for you is like diarrhoea, i cant keep it in, i have to let it out”

btw, i just got this newsletter from my pharmacy-healthcare related company (which shall remain anonymous, because i dont think they want their company name to be mention in this craptalk blog) warning about pseudoephedrine 720mg  & ephedrine 180mg limits per transaction.

It is a safety measure following a recent rise in the popularity in methamphetamine aka crystal meth ‘illegal manufacturing’

-it will make you HIGH and  screw-up your cognitive function. it causes you do the weirdest s***. thing you never thought about doing. Like shaving your cat and then boil the shaved fur with carrots,a toy car, coca cola, and a can of tuna, 2 erasers and half a bottle of soy sauce.
            SO unless you’re dying of a cancer , i advice you NOT to try ’crystal meth ‘ unless your mates offer it to you for free

manual emoticons

i want to write some good post but damn it i am just too busy lately, i will try to write something decent soon. something like the ST bitches about donald trump etc. untill then, its easy s*** like this

here’s some manual emoticons. 

the classic smiley face : )

regular ass
(_!_)ass

fat ass
(__!__)

tight ass
(!)

flat ass
(_._)

(   o  ) asshole  lol..

O.0 ‘ -intrigued

 -( 8-(I)  guess who , homer simpson

@ . @ – hypnotized/bedazzled

:  L  .    hmmm, hrrmpph

-_-” – ja dou ( i dont know the right english word perhaps the closest one will be   ’sweat’

mlm_/-(>.<} -\_mlm     guesss this.

i know these are only afew, anymore please post in comment , just for the heck of it.

bltd V day

-i should have posted this 2 days ago.
dedecating valentine’s song and…..
singaporean DJs decoding the REAL meaning of this song
you’re beautiful- james blunt

CNY ends…Oz Bushfire

no mood to write lah….

CNY is not only about angpow right?

special note :
waseh, the bushfire killed over a hundred people in melbourne …. i know yihsheng is safe cos he’s in miri now, but …i hope yihwen and terry is still alive. waseh australia, bush fire scary oh.
For all other friends of mine in australia, e.g anthony un in perth ..becareful ah…. if you see smoke or fire, drive to the beach and jump into the Sea. ITS BETTER TO BE EATEN BY SHARKS THEN TO BE BURNED TO ASHES. or was it?

prayer : wahai Tuhan , berkatilah nyawa anthony un in perth  dan juga mekmek  & shuensing di brisbane supaya tidak dibakar hangus oleh api neraka yang amat terdarsyat sekali di benua australia. doa di nama suciYesus. Amen