sorry . for no post for the last 3 weeks , thats because .. i got internet problem…. for the whole 3 weeks, i am dying for internet. loansharks….

have you ever borrow something to somebody so long ….i mean reallll long that in the end you got to borrow it back instead of asking it back , yeap that’s what happens to my underpants, so leonardo de caprio , if you’re listening, i dont want it back anymore , i just want you to know that THOSE ”lucky pokerdot” undies are actually mine REMEMBER.   but you can keep it, i just want people to know that its actually mine , mine !! MINE!!! since you’ve worn it for so long, it probably smells, but if you insist to give it back to me then , well… please do, dont wash it , so i can sell it for more ‘with the added leonardo de caprio ’scent’ and put a signature.  i am going to make loads from ebay, those singaporeans, taiwanese , chinese, and japanese will bet their lifetime savings on it. ….i’ll be rich!

back to the topic , MAFIAs and LOANSHARKS or the famous traid related TAI-E-LUNG (nickname for loanshark in cantonese)

nowadays you can learn almost anything from the TV, yes almost anything!,
even things that you’re not suppose to learn
from the programs that are not suppose to teach you about it….. 

yes ,dear mafia and loansharks or even a novice like you and me can learn something from this educational cartoon

** PS : this is one of the first cartoon series categorised for 15A (for ages >15 and above]

i dont normally watch every episode of x-factor and all that but then…sometimes i do hang around a bit to watch a bit ….. and i have nothing to say , i am not bothered but this …. this…. i think i have to speak up

it is sad for me and the other 15.4 million brits that watch lucie jones voted off.   there’s this proverb about not judging a book by its cover and its so true. simon cowell, looks like a evil genius that can spot talent (cover),not to mention his ability to throw criticism AS IF HE HIMSELF CAN SING LIKE the late pavarotti.  BUT the truth is he’s just f***ing retarded, all he care is ratings buzzzz (content ) .

those irish twins , seeing them get through makes me want to stick a fork up my own ass. those two losers should have drowned in the irish sea on their way to mainland england. GOSH. for the past weeks i have to bear with their CORNY and SUPER GAY performance on stage. John and Edward everytime i see them ‘perform’ it gives me nausea, it actually hurts my eyes to watch them perform. they are an absolute anti-talent.  they are so gay even gay people think they are too gay. 

Good thing i always go to the toilet or  get something to eat from the fridge while they are ‘doing their thing’ singing like crap, dance moves that are sexually suggestive at times, and sometimes the physical act of being dominated by female support dancers like they enjoy being potrayed as ”bitches” John and Edward !! i rather watch golf in slow motion over and over again for 5 hours than a 4 minute clips of those twin retards. i guess they are actually born stuck together sharing one brain but the doctor have to separate them apart . each getting half of the brain. which explains their lack of creativity and talent.

and the genius master simon cowell, chose those two moronic hellspawns twins over the talented welsh lucie jones. THAT  is not like choosing between kiera knightley and jessica alba dilemma thingy. 

c’mon!!!!!  john&edward VS lucie jones . DUHHH!!!
thats like choosing to eat a bowl of rice crispies or a bowl of shit( 2 shit) . EASY.

but the genius talent spotter that have the ability to save lucie jones did what? he choose a bowl filled with two semi-dried pieces of dog turds -john and edward INSTEAD. even someone who  blind and deaf  with learning difficulties can be a better judge and make more sound decision than simon cowell.

the x factor is no longer a show where brits can watch a nobody brit with dream getting sifted out from the mediocre and rise to the top , and be a talent spotted  that can rise to fame.  NO.

i saw this piece of article in bbc  , and i couldnt say it better than sting…

 BBC NEWS:Rock star Sting has called the X Factor “televised karaoke” and said judges like Simon Cowell have “no recognisable talent apart from self-promotion”.

if you havent watch john and edward perform DONT, because thousands of people did, and the next morning they were found dead in the bathtub with blood dripping from their wrists. and i dont blame them , its UNDERSTANDABLE. i thought the end of the world is coming, i thought that their performance on stage was a sign of the end of the world. i almost had an grand-mal epileptic seizure, grinding my teeth, froth pours out of my mouth, … when i saw them first perform, my eyes hurt so much i wanted to gauge them out myself.

**IF YOU THINK saw 6 or the blair witch project is the most horror thing you’ve ever seen. go on youtube and type in ”john and edward x factor” . you better call the ambulance before you click ‘play’ because you might need them straight after that, so get your defibrilator ready, your inhaler handy, your heart tablets straight in front of you before you click play. **

i dont know why suddenly, the word superpower has risen in popularity in the marketing field

copycat energizer design ’superpower’ battery

drinks that promise you superpowers


superpower tongkat ali +ginseng(improves vitality,sex drive and circulation) superpower !!

superpower again , kacip fatimah (improve sexdrive-libido for ladies, and collagen for skin)
superpower

wow. with that sort of brandpower , sales must be superb.

i myself got superpowers too like superman type of superpowers ..i just wont show it to you
check that out on my ”bio” tab in this blog. actually my superpower is able eat rice with spoon… i know many people out there have this ability as well, if you say that lame, i say  i know but… screw you! this is my blog

 — they use phrases they take from all the movies that an actor have been in, and use that to prank call a stranger.  A LUCKY STRANGER . hooho

ARNOLD CALLS COUNTRY GIRL

arnold schwarzeneggar (that has got to be the most difficult surname to spell)

RICHARD SIMMONS  CALLS AN OLD COUNTRY PAPPY
. . …

”HEYU, i thought you said he was alive …i heard you cry out loud.!”

steve :yes i did, wait wait…. scroll down

>

>>

>>>

see! alive and smiling.  

I BET YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKED OUT AND PUZZLED BY NOW. 

EXPLANATION ON THE WAY….

its actually a make-up session for the horror movie CREDO where stephen gately stars as a cameo. (guest appearance)

ehehe.  GOTCHA ! 

the truth is he’s no longer around. may his soul rest in peace. but the image from the first picture… may that haunt you forever ….and ever

stephen gately is one of the 5 members of  boyzone   boyband.

boyzone set out to conquer the hearts of millions of girls especially teenagers.  i remember those days when girls in school brought posters or pictures they printed off their computer  of these boybands , while boys sat there sulking. ” damn, these girls wont be interested in us anymore… they wont bother to watch us boys kicking tennis balls (back in malaysia , tennis ball is a replacement of football in my primary school)during recesss.

THEN ON 1999 stephen gately came out of the closet and announced that he’s GAY and  broke a fifth ( 1/5) of the fans .

        i remember teasing girls ” haha ! heartbreak huh. now i got a better chance than you girls . hoohoho. too bad i am not gay”

 girls will scream back at me ” shut up!”

 well, many did argue. ~ gosh, i didnt see that coming , did you?
as for me i say ~ well if you saw this picture(below) before you could have at least suspected that he might be one

anyway. i should stop here.  dont worry. i am a liberal and i am not a homophobe, although i will NOT risk spooning with one. 

i wish stephen gately may rest in peace. gosh, died of natural causes? too young to die at the age of 33.

It is believed that Gately died after falling asleep on a sofa after a night out in the city of Palma.(majorca , spain) pulmonary oedema.

and his devastated boyfriend
woke up to the biggest ’stiffie’ in the world.

 
wait wait wait….. didnt i say broke hearts twice.

yes , the second time he broke the heart of his boyfriend crowles. duhhh… and also the hearts his fans by ‘passing away’

check this out……..

what a shame isn’t it. but before i say anything……i would like to ask just one question.

?

WHY ON EARTH DID SHE KEEP A BEAR AS HER DOMESTIC PET…IN THE FIRST PLACE

i guess she havent had a clue , when it comes to the differences between a BEAR and a TEDDY BEAR

sure they are all furry , good for huggies , but the REAL bear can eat your feet OR MAUL YOUR FACE.

there is even this neighbour of her’s that gave this comment when asked by a reporter ” boy, i could never thought that will happen? ” SHE KEPT A BEAR AS A PET!!WHAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG?HEY EINSTIEN ! WAKE UP…

WHAT.!

 thats like not wiping your ass after a ”toilet business” and then when your pants smells you say ” gee, i never knew it would stink” OF COURSE IT WOULD you MORON , that’s SHIT YOU DIDNT WIPE OFF !!!

no further comments. 

i feel stranded.  fell lost all of a sudden. things arent as easy as i thought. place arent as easy to find.

anyway. here’s a ‘funny lame rap song’ that i really like

the chorus rymes with me at the moment.

my favourite lines in this rap song is

” the day after my birthday is not my birthday , mom”

” have you ever been told that you’ve got a weird shape head”

it started with a foot fault, and serena just snapped. she verbally ‘bust the cap in the lineswoman’s ass’ (normal english : scolded badly)

then even the superior get some of her saliva on their face as well, apart from very loud voice  ranting and bitchin’ . what exactly did she said ? i think she said ” i feel like shoving this f***ing tennis ball down your muthafu**in’ throat , bitttttccchh”from reading her lips (could be innacurate, but somewhere along those lines., you cant trust a word stephentong says sometimes. haha. but the real words very close to that. trust me! watch the footage)go watch you tube or soemthing and watch the footage) she even said at the presss later serena threatened to kill her. serena was penallised 1 point at match point and thus lost this crucial match.

U. S. Open Women’s Semi-Finals match. her rage cost her the oppurtunity to win the us open. sigh.

she should be the first to be enrolled on anger management class.

and this is not the first time.  

i think we should pump her up with steriods, and feed her redbull and raw beef, and fly her into helmand province of afganistan and drop her off a chopper with a tennis bat tied to her hand. and she’s a killing machine !! the war against terror  in afganistan will end in the mattter of days.  if president mahmud ahmenijad wants a nuclear war with the USA, board her on a american chopper helicopter and dump her in iran. she will solve the problem.

look. with that kind of muscle and octane-rage she can bash an insurgents head till it caves in. ( a skull like coconut can be beaten untill mushy like mashed potat0)    LOOKat the PICTURE BELOW and fear! mortals! fear!

dear terrorist/extremist in the foothills of afganistan.WARNING.. she can bite off your head effortlessly. grouling as your blood spill from your neck. 

she can snap a terrorist’s arm with fingers. and she can snap of your head like …..erm …like a head attached to a body(lame- no idea)

she can crush your hairy balls with her fist!!! ( i mean your  tennis balls. helllo, tennis balls are hairy . dont get me wrong here . dirty minded people. sheesh)

to be honest. i rather go into a boxing ring and get my ear chewed off my mike tyson than messing about with serena william. Damn, she’s WILD.

normally. pink makes a girl look lustry adorable and feminine , but this doesnt work with serena

if you go out on a date with her, and commented :

” girl, have you gained weight sweety”

she is going punch a hole through your teeth and break your jaw straight away.

damn. i really think she will win the us open. cos she is quite powerful and versatile with her tennis but she loses her temper.

OH. yeah. btw. selamat hari raya aidilfitri , to all my malay muslim friend.

i plan to write something about september eleventh. but probably CNN , blooomberg or BBC have already made a good coverage already. sigh. so what did i do then . i go around scouting in facebook and make retarded comments , for this eventful day. 911.

for instance.

in the end i decided not to click the comment button because, well this friend of mine have a cambridge lawyer bf that will sue me to rags for defamation. so, i dont want to live in a sewer or soemthin’ so i decided not to.

what else did i do on 911?    well i changed my profile picture of my msn from

from this –>                               to this –>           (pic of cat promoting world peace)(inspired; the character joker in batman )

finally. i end my day with scepticism over the overoptimistic forecast by Alistair darling’s economic recovery forecast. why?

just look at him! i dont trust a man who eyebrows and hair dont match. so the reality of british economy and the rose-tinted ‘view’ by him may not match as well.  if his eye brows are black , but hair is bleach white, what colour is his armpit fur? that itself is something to debate. the best venue would be the house of commons’ assembly hall

but, personally. i hope the british economy recovers quickly. hopefully by 2012. this is a great country. great britian.

as for 9 11 . well. osama that SOB is still hiding somewhere.  btw, the theory of bush orchestrated the 911 tragedy too farfetched, the american democracy couldnt possibly pull off such ‘plans’. i still think osama is the culprit.  for those who died that very day, may God rest thy souls.  rest in pieces peace.although what i do all day have is irrelevant to the event. but well, at least i remember it. right.