i dont know why suddenly, the word superpower has risen in popularity in the marketing field

copycat energizer design ’superpower’ battery

drinks that promise you superpowers


superpower tongkat ali +ginseng(improves vitality,sex drive and circulation) superpower !!

superpower again , kacip fatimah (improve sexdrive-libido for ladies, and collagen for skin)
superpower

wow. with that sort of brandpower , sales must be superb.

i myself got superpowers too like superman type of superpowers ..i just wont show it to you
check that out on my ”bio” tab in this blog. actually my superpower is able eat rice with spoon… i know many people out there have this ability as well, if you say that lame, i say  i know but… screw you! this is my blog

 — they use phrases they take from all the movies that an actor have been in, and use that to prank call a stranger.  A LUCKY STRANGER . hooho

ARNOLD CALLS COUNTRY GIRL

arnold schwarzeneggar (that has got to be the most difficult surname to spell)

RICHARD SIMMONS  CALLS AN OLD COUNTRY PAPPY
. . …

”HEYU, i thought you said he was alive …i heard you cry out loud.!”

steve :yes i did, wait wait…. scroll down

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see! alive and smiling.  

I BET YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKED OUT AND PUZZLED BY NOW. 

EXPLANATION ON THE WAY….

its actually a make-up session for the horror movie CREDO where stephen gately stars as a cameo. (guest appearance)

ehehe.  GOTCHA ! 

the truth is he’s no longer around. may his soul rest in peace. but the image from the first picture… may that haunt you forever ….and ever

stephen gately is one of the 5 members of  boyzone   boyband.

boyzone set out to conquer the hearts of millions of girls especially teenagers.  i remember those days when girls in school brought posters or pictures they printed off their computer  of these boybands , while boys sat there sulking. ” damn, these girls wont be interested in us anymore… they wont bother to watch us boys kicking tennis balls (back in malaysia , tennis ball is a replacement of football in my primary school)during recesss.

THEN ON 1999 stephen gately came out of the closet and announced that he’s GAY and  broke a fifth ( 1/5) of the fans .

        i remember teasing girls ” haha ! heartbreak huh. now i got a better chance than you girls . hoohoho. too bad i am not gay”

 girls will scream back at me ” shut up!”

 well, many did argue. ~ gosh, i didnt see that coming , did you?
as for me i say ~ well if you saw this picture(below) before you could have at least suspected that he might be one

anyway. i should stop here.  dont worry. i am a liberal and i am not a homophobe, although i will NOT risk spooning with one. 

i wish stephen gately may rest in peace. gosh, died of natural causes? too young to die at the age of 33.

It is believed that Gately died after falling asleep on a sofa after a night out in the city of Palma.(majorca , spain) pulmonary oedema.

and his devastated boyfriend
woke up to the biggest ’stiffie’ in the world.

 
wait wait wait….. didnt i say broke hearts twice.

yes , the second time he broke the heart of his boyfriend crowles. duhhh… and also the hearts his fans by ‘passing away’

check this out……..

what a shame isn’t it. but before i say anything……i would like to ask just one question.

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WHY ON EARTH DID SHE KEEP A BEAR AS HER DOMESTIC PET…IN THE FIRST PLACE

i guess she havent had a clue , when it comes to the differences between a BEAR and a TEDDY BEAR

sure they are all furry , good for huggies , but the REAL bear can eat your feet OR MAUL YOUR FACE.

there is even this neighbour of her’s that gave this comment when asked by a reporter ” boy, i could never thought that will happen? ” SHE KEPT A BEAR AS A PET!!WHAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG?HEY EINSTIEN ! WAKE UP…

WHAT.!

 thats like not wiping your ass after a ”toilet business” and then when your pants smells you say ” gee, i never knew it would stink” OF COURSE IT WOULD you MORON , that’s SHIT YOU DIDNT WIPE OFF !!!

no further comments. 

i feel stranded.  fell lost all of a sudden. things arent as easy as i thought. place arent as easy to find.

anyway. here’s a ‘funny lame rap song’ that i really like

the chorus rymes with me at the moment.

my favourite lines in this rap song is

” the day after my birthday is not my birthday , mom”

” have you ever been told that you’ve got a weird shape head”

it started with a foot fault, and serena just snapped. she verbally ‘bust the cap in the lineswoman’s ass’ (normal english : scolded badly)

then even the superior get some of her saliva on their face as well, apart from very loud voice  ranting and bitchin’ . what exactly did she said ? i think she said ” i feel like shoving this f***ing tennis ball down your muthafu**in’ throat , bitttttccchh”from reading her lips (could be innacurate, but somewhere along those lines., you cant trust a word stephentong says sometimes. haha. but the real words very close to that. trust me! watch the footage)go watch you tube or soemthing and watch the footage) she even said at the presss later serena threatened to kill her. serena was penallised 1 point at match point and thus lost this crucial match.

U. S. Open Women’s Semi-Finals match. her rage cost her the oppurtunity to win the us open. sigh.

she should be the first to be enrolled on anger management class.

and this is not the first time.  

i think we should pump her up with steriods, and feed her redbull and raw beef, and fly her into helmand province of afganistan and drop her off a chopper with a tennis bat tied to her hand. and she’s a killing machine !! the war against terror  in afganistan will end in the mattter of days.  if president mahmud ahmenijad wants a nuclear war with the USA, board her on a american chopper helicopter and dump her in iran. she will solve the problem.

look. with that kind of muscle and octane-rage she can bash an insurgents head till it caves in. ( a skull like coconut can be beaten untill mushy like mashed potat0)    LOOKat the PICTURE BELOW and fear! mortals! fear!

dear terrorist/extremist in the foothills of afganistan.WARNING.. she can bite off your head effortlessly. grouling as your blood spill from your neck. 

she can snap a terrorist’s arm with fingers. and she can snap of your head like …..erm …like a head attached to a body(lame- no idea)

she can crush your hairy balls with her fist!!! ( i mean your  tennis balls. helllo, tennis balls are hairy . dont get me wrong here . dirty minded people. sheesh)

to be honest. i rather go into a boxing ring and get my ear chewed off my mike tyson than messing about with serena william. Damn, she’s WILD.

normally. pink makes a girl look lustry adorable and feminine , but this doesnt work with serena

if you go out on a date with her, and commented :

” girl, have you gained weight sweety”

she is going punch a hole through your teeth and break your jaw straight away.

damn. i really think she will win the us open. cos she is quite powerful and versatile with her tennis but she loses her temper.

OH. yeah. btw. selamat hari raya aidilfitri , to all my malay muslim friend.

i plan to write something about september eleventh. but probably CNN , blooomberg or BBC have already made a good coverage already. sigh. so what did i do then . i go around scouting in facebook and make retarded comments , for this eventful day. 911.

for instance.

in the end i decided not to click the comment button because, well this friend of mine have a cambridge lawyer bf that will sue me to rags for defamation. so, i dont want to live in a sewer or soemthin’ so i decided not to.

what else did i do on 911?    well i changed my profile picture of my msn from

from this –>                               to this –>           (pic of cat promoting world peace)(inspired; the character joker in batman )

finally. i end my day with scepticism over the overoptimistic forecast by Alistair darling’s economic recovery forecast. why?

just look at him! i dont trust a man who eyebrows and hair dont match. so the reality of british economy and the rose-tinted ‘view’ by him may not match as well.  if his eye brows are black , but hair is bleach white, what colour is his armpit fur? that itself is something to debate. the best venue would be the house of commons’ assembly hall

but, personally. i hope the british economy recovers quickly. hopefully by 2012. this is a great country. great britian.

as for 9 11 . well. osama that SOB is still hiding somewhere.  btw, the theory of bush orchestrated the 911 tragedy too farfetched, the american democracy couldnt possibly pull off such ‘plans’. i still think osama is the culprit.  for those who died that very day, may God rest thy souls.  rest in pieces peace.although what i do all day have is irrelevant to the event. but well, at least i remember it. right.

not bad for a bunch of kids production.

good to see namwee back in action. this time as an actor. . he’s a good m’sian rapper btw.

sigh. i dont know what to say sometimes. 31st august 1957  the british have lowered their union jack flag and up goes the malaysian flag. it was good at first but then the incompetence of the nation and biased benefits can be seen even more clear starting from the mahathir years, when it is passed on to abdullah badawi, its incompetance and trying to horde everything for his own family ecm libra and khairy most notably, then now. najib razak well he is much capable than badawi but well he’s cunning, the fact that he orchestrated the murder of altantulya and use baginda as his scapegoat and all that shows his level of intelligence, but appplied in a ‘evil’ way.

three things to fix

1. race tensions
2. growth that is falling behind vietnam and thailand
3. corruption in the parliment
4. freedom of speech – ISA(internal security act) and anti-corruption agency  both is used against the opposition . not to mention the media and the police.

and the fate of east malaysia, where the 95% of revenues were siphoned off to wilayah persekutuan central government. sigh. sometimes. i rather me under the british reign. at least we will get fairness , equality, and i believe it wont be as bad as 5% left for us and the rest taken by the rulers.

and the ‘one malaysia’ is SO bullshit . if you really one to unite malaysia, and make only one race , the malaysian race…  you have to treat all malaysians chinese and indians as equals to the native malays , and not to neglect the natives in east malaysia, where 85% percent of rural bumiputra’s esp in sarawak are illiterate, and when comes to election day bribe them for votes.

in india today , there are the elite class and the non-elite.  where if you’re born into the elite class you are more special and more wealthy naturally from the status you bear by birth, that causes discontent. unspoken discontent . and both of them are indians /hindi s same race same looks separated.

we see division from history , where the hans and manchurians . they were identical, except the northerners (manchurians) are the same type as the ruling king who overturn the han dynasty. division arise because the upper deck of restaurants are reserved for manchurians only , and there are legislation that favours the man over the  hans especially business  contracts, empire contracts , promotions in ranks… it stopped untill the king abolished and made all chinese equal.     same race. same looks. separated and tensions can still arise.

not to mention the tribal wars of mongols untill genkhis declares all as equals and the rank and promotion will be based on merits , putting an end to aristocracy.

WHAT more to say about malaysia. where there are different races who looks different. chinese and indian and malays looks distinctively different, not to forget the natives bumiputras who always get left behind somewhat by the malays.

not only we look different , our culture is a little different, cuisine customs etc… and religion. malays are muslims, chinese are buddist or christian, the indians(tamils and singhs) are hindus or sikhs or christians mostly.

therefore, we dont need another mei 13 tragedi.  so one malaysia is not just as simple as campaigning and tv ads. its about changing the legislaton.  i have nothing against the malays, only the ruling party and the umno(some umno members- especially the keris guy -hishammuddin) that are so hostile against other races.  it started when as the british left the malays are left behind and thus these laws are put in place, which is fair, because the malays are disadvantaged. but 52 years on. other minorities are also facing the same problem, there are also poor chinese and poor indians, and there are also poor malays , but the current system is benefiting the rich ‘kerabat’ and ‘gang’ cronies in govt.. more than the poor malays , and every election, they entice fear of losing it all to the other race (to the chinese and indians) if they dont support the ruling coalition. turning different races at each other enticing insecurity and fear.

there is a energy crisis coming, and the competition between developing nation, and challenges ahead. we can use some UNITY. and put this hatred aside and stride foward, we are left so far behind…..

last but not least. merdeka ..but merdeka from all this crap that is holding us back , independence from all this matters that tearing the unison between all malaysians.

well . i hope the RAHMAN prophecy ends with Najib and anwar can lead next. but i dont mind BN holding the power so long they change. ” it doesnt matter if a cat is white or black, so long it catches mouse” as for now. Anwar seems more promising than the ruling barisan.

BTW. STOP WASTING FUNDS ON USELESS SHITS. FOR EG. (BELOW)

DATUK DR. SHEIKH MUSZAPHAR SHUKOR (space tourist)
it cost us more than half a billion ringgit ( 690 million? i forgot)
this prick blasted of the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Kazakhstan  as a space tourist because , 1. he dont ‘fly ‘ that bloody rocket or manuvere the space shuttle or pilot the reentry into earth’s atmosthphere, 2 russians, a german and turkish-austrian dude did that. all he did is sit in there THROUGOUT the whole journey. if that as called a astronaut. then i am a pilot as well because i fly planes into london heatrow from KLIA or BRUNEI international. (actually i just sat in there. but if  dr. shukor can be categorised like that well so can i) . the cost  is so immense. even singapore or australia who have the funds to do the same feat, but didnt because , its a complete waste of money.

and dont be f***ING RETARDED. making teh tarik in outer space. how many schools you can built in malaysia or improve infrastructure or hospital facilities…with the money from that. i call it effing retarded because there is NO BLOODY GRAVITY IN SPACE. YOU NEED GRAVITY TO DO THE TEH TARIK STUNT, mr abdul einstien(sarcasm). i guess they cancelled that plan after i sent an email to the govt website.  or some janitor figure it out and tell the prick sitting in the top office. yes , it doesnt take a doctor to figure out you need gravity to get milk tea fall from point a (higher) to point B (lower ) from a cup to another.

and national service. 500 million down the drain every year. no added patriotism. a waste of time for teenagers waiting to go university. not to mention the food poisoning, the molestation , the denggi and the ill-conceived 3 months program.