10Q for the birthday wishes

this post is dedicated too all ma’  N****rs (no offence , no racism intended) out there who wished me a HAPPY BIRTHDAY (card , frienster or facebook) . so i willl try to pretend to be HAPPYfor just this one day, and revert back to being miserable a ass tomorrow.  since i dont have the time to write back to alll of you , i dedicate this post to those that bother to stop by,

damn it. its 11.29 pm now , and there’s no one shown up , knocking on my door or what, i lower my standards so low that if it was an old lady with a fake tooth, and a prostetic leg, i will be contented and settle for it.

but well, this year birthday is rather ordinary . ordered a take-away.

i am 23 now , i am getting old. my back hurts, i cant walk as fast as i used to, i need reading glasses

i thank all those that bother to send their wishes.
and you all could send me something nice, dont know what to buy , nvm, if i dont like i can sell it at ebay, 
  whoever is the person taht says ” money cant buy happiness” i hope that person is burning in hell right now. money buys 50% of your happiness , the other 50 % depends on your perception, your social circle and the way you live your life , and who you marry, so if you marry heather mills ,like mcCartney did, there goes 30% of your happinesss.

i know that although i am reasonably acceptable by most people some still resent me , and for that i willl quote the immortal words of reginald ‘red’  forman     ” when i die , i want to be buried faced down so those that dislike me can kiss my ass”

i am currently looking for a gf, so i dunno who she is , but i better make my move first, so here’s a romantic line just for you, future gf of stevie
  ” my love for you is like diarrhoea, i cant keep it in, i have to let it out”

btw, i just got this newsletter from my pharmacy-healthcare related company (which shall remain anonymous, because i dont think they want their company name to be mention in this craptalk blog) warning about pseudoephedrine 720mg  & ephedrine 180mg limits per transaction.

It is a safety measure following a recent rise in the popularity in methamphetamine aka crystal meth ‘illegal manufacturing’

-it will make you HIGH and  screw-up your cognitive function. it causes you do the weirdest s***. thing you never thought about doing. Like shaving your cat and then boil the shaved fur with carrots,a toy car, coca cola, and a can of tuna, 2 erasers and half a bottle of soy sauce.
            SO unless you’re dying of a cancer , i advice you NOT to try ’crystal meth ‘ unless your mates offer it to you for free