for privacy sake i wont tell you my tutors name.
actually i wanted to buy my tutor a mansion in west london worth £3.4 million for her birthday, but then …. i guess she might not like it. so i got her this.

i bought this in london, while i was in natural history museum in london, when i got the msg telling me that i am invited to her party. so i got THIS seal for my teacher/tutor/mentor

thats bruno (the artic seal) lying on my BNF , when i took this picture

and it comes with a manual guide. et manue’l le git
so

since she’s a pharmacist by proffesion, above is a pharmacist related humour.

here’s the foreward and caution introducing this gay german artic seal bruno.
i know my tutor is a fun person. so i think she’ll appreciate some humour, laughter is a good thing to accompany b’day presents.
the party was great, and me *sigh* since i am no irish or a scotsman, it takes 5 bacardi breezers (or a bit more than that) to propel me into ”over-buzzed” zone aka drunk(slightly
, honestly quite a bit) i got a hangover at 2am, take a eno and paracetamol and recovered the next morning… well it was afternoon when i woke up.
i am sober again.
hahaha I cant even drink heineken…you are much better than me already…the seal doll is cute…how much it cost you?haha, the manual is funny…damn ur jokes are….
p/s:hey ur writing is still the same as last time..no offense but it kinda reminds me of our primary school life..yeah and ur drawing of bruno suckss….wakakkkaka
and mind explaining why you name him bruno??
hahaha. lol, its the same wriggly shit handwriting. never changed , teachers been chewing my ass trying to get me to write better…..
i named i bruno after the fictional character by boran sacha cohens ”bruno the gay austrian fashion reporter”
and straussman-scheinker ( is actually 2 of the 3 syls of type of neurodegenerative disease , discovered and unravelled by these german scientist, so i put them together….
haha. i agree laughter can often be the best present for friends birthday.