suicide banker at pelita tunku, miri

PS:this post is about suicide banker not suicide bomber.

it happened at local time around 11am yesterday on 18th of june 2008 

Suicide marks the new city-ness of miri.  As a city becomes more and more developed, more suicide cases. Just look at Tokyo, London and New York.  So with this case, it means that miri is more developed already( by least, the stressed level is more ‘developed’ already)  [positive thinking la]

 condolences to the family of this man and all that are affected including colleagues and family. as for the people that owe him money……. well……

 

Anyhow following the suicide, comes rumours, because there are we humans , haiz, that’s our nature. In addition, we have 40 plus aunties, and 60 plus apeks, that are champs at gossiping and spreading rumours,as for me I am good at spreading the peanut butter on breadpiece, oh yea. opps got carried away …..okay ,back to the suicide guy.

Rumours               fake or facts:

 

 

 

1. he works at banker manager and suicide
2. he works at RHB , and is in charge of car loans besides office work
3. he is a old man that works the higher floors of pelita tunku

4. he have twin sisters which he informed before he kill himself

5. he have twin daughters which he left behind

6. he committed suicide because of job stress

7. he committed suicide because he wants to break the guiness book of records, the first man to suicide by jumping of skyscraping building. ( not really tall building to be skyscraping , but ‘skyscraping’ enough to kill you if you jump of it)
8. he suicide because he is the boss of pelita tunku and business is bad after boulevard, parkson and imperial mall came along.

9. he accidentally fall while cleaning the window at the 11^th floor

10. he jump of rooftop of pelita tunku.

11. he fell off 11^th floor accidentally

12. police suspects suicide but maybe he’s pushed down by somebody ( watch too much CSI or forensic files)

13. he committed suicide because of the fuel hike

14. he committed suicide because he can’t find a parking space in parkson

15. he committed suicide because he lost/owe a lot of money from euro 2008 bookie-illegal gambling

16. he committed suicide because his wife refused to have sex with him

 

 

Although women are twice as likely to attempt suicide then men, men are twice as likely to succeed in suicide. Well, you gals can be shop for longer hours than men or communicate your emotions better than men, but men can commit suicide better.Hurrah!!That is one thing to us men can be proud of, …. I think.

Here are some of these ‘cute’ pictures contributed  e-duk.blogspot.com, miricommunity, uchukeling or kevinchung

this is where he jumped down from

his dislocated twisted arm. waseh i bet the person that park the motorcycle there very soii loh. too bad cant see see plat number , if not can use that number to buy toto lottery.

this is where he hit. the distance of the railings from the main pelita tunku building is about a few metres. so he must have jumped,

 

the impact and force was so strong it cracks his skulls open

 
poor fella, may you rest in pieces peace

lets have a closer look this is his brain . kawaiiii ..neeh !!

words of truth:

 “ all humans aim to achieve happiness , even those that chose to hang themselves” (I forgot who said this already)

suicide is merely escape. studies have shown that many suiciders that survived their attemp suicide said theyt regret but they just somehow caught up in the moment to end their lives.  treasure your life. Try to resolve that issue. Find support from family and friends. Quit your job. Take a vacation. See a psychiatrist Nothing’s too overwhelming. If you still think that suicide is the only way you want. Then at least, bestow your inheritance to me lah. Don’t waste. Your family look at your things also reminded them of your death, which makes them even more sad. So might as well, give it to me.  i shall take on such burden for the better of humanity.

 

 Many people : waseh you say untill lidat, not scared he come find you ah? If he find you what are you going to say to him?

Stephentong : i will say to him ” eh, how you know I live here wan. You so lihai ah. Btw, no angpow lah, you want angpow come in Chinese new year. One question why ghost always green green face, btw how you float around and fly lidat.  Okay here’s the deal, if you fly me to kuala Lumpur I will pay you RM69.99 just like I pay air asia, can ah? Cos’ if you fly me there no need surcharge and airport tax , cheaper mah.” 

 

 lets have a minute of silence to pay a respect for him. all are free to pray for his mercy and soul.
if you want to cry , then let it out, dont hold it in ( but if you’re in cybercafe , dont lah, paiseh leh, people look look at you , boh bin leh, you ane ane cry cry there)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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