tadaa…….baby jonathan

just like any traditional chinese family , when their children get married. ‘ it’ starts. in case you’re wondering which is likely, ‘it’ here is the relentless pressuring, usually verbally to the newlywed couple to ..err bear offsprings, at least one for now. so that parents of the married couple will be upgraded to grandparents and they can have a grandchild to play with. so … they will pester you all the time, “when are you going to have a baby?”  “you want a baby right?” “hey, do you know that the house will be much more merrier with a baby around?”  “is your wife pregnant? yes.. no…yes? or no….. you know how to do it right?” ..do you keep trying?    “hey, you know that without any children is not a new family, its just a couple ,  2 people , married couple, ….start a family lah”  “eh, you really should have kids now? cos if not , then whats the difference with dating? married people should think about starting a family” 
   ……..AND that is what happened to my brother joe and my sister-in-law jess , my mom keep encouraging, ‘treatening’ (like saying that if you dont have baby now , next time when you plan to have baby , the baby might be not as smart or you cant get pregnant cos the baby manufacturing unit is not functioning well, or monkeys will come and grab away babies of older women, or the boogie man will bite of the ears of married couples that still havent have children within the first year of their marriage’ keep annoyying  (eg. asking “weh, still like that ah or pregnant?”, keep ‘motivating’, encouraging, trying to brainwash, but months passed and still barely any sign.
SO then how did baby jonathan tong came along then ? it seems like talking some ’sense’ didnt really work
 (my mom gardening)
so my mom changed plans,she went to the mountains and meditate in peace and concentration for an  enlightment and breakthrough. ……”AHAH action not words , eurekka”  my mom deviced plan and do sabotage works like stealing the contraceptive pills of my sister in-law and hiding it, or poking holes with needles on my brothers pack of condoms like a sneaky ninja. my mom also told them to go to bed early, even when it is as early as 8pm! buy sexy lingerie for my sister-in law, bikini girl calender, supplement kopi tongkat ali and kacip fatimah tea.
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then my sister in-law got pregnant loh. and 9 months later at 14th of may 2008,  the birth of baby jonathan loh.

moral of story : action speaks louder than words !